HAL 9000 I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Hoodie (men's & women's)
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HAL 9000 I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Hoodie (unisex)
Get the HAL 9000 I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Hoodie. Perfect for sci-fi and AI fans! Enjoy comfort with a touch of retro-futuristic style.
Important: For a relaxed fit we recommend buying 1 size larger than usual, please check the hoodie size guide below.
More Details & Hoodie Size Guide
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
🌎 This AI/tech hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making environmentally thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Buyer's Guide
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This hoodie is an optimal selection for AI or sci-fi fans, featuring a design inspired by the HAL 9000 from notable sci-fi lore. It is crafted from a blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester ensuring durability, and comfort. The fabric weight is robust at 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²), suitable for cooler climates or indoor use without overheating. A soft air-jet spun yarn reduces pilling, maintaining the hoodie's aesthetic over time.
Key features include a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord for adjustable fit, and a front pouch pocket for practical utility. It employs a quarter-turned body to prevent creasing along with double-needle stitching at various stress points for enhanced durability. The hoodie is equipped with 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex to ensure it retains its shape.
The sizing availability ranges from S to 5XL, catering to a wide array of body types with dimensions varying incrementally mainly in length from 27 inches (S) to 34 inches (5XL) and in width from 20 inches (S) to 34 inches (5XL). This range should effectively accommodate the diverse sizes of potential wearers.
Integrating style, comfort, and cultural tribute, this hoodie serves as a stylish and cozy layer that encourages conversations on AI advancements and sci-fi culture among peers. It's a subtle yet impactful wardrobe addition for any enthusiast’s collection.
