HAL 9000 I'm Afraid I Can't Do That T-Shirt (men's & women's)
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Wear iconic AI cinema history with the HAL 9000 T-Shirt. Perfect for tech enthusiasts and film buffs alike. Comfortable and high-quality.
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More Info about this T-shirt
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• Crafted from premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for superior softness and comfort
• Heather blends include polyester for added durability
• Lightweight feel with a fabric weight of just 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – perfect for everyday wear
• Pre-shrunk to maintain its fit wash after wash
• Designed with side-seamed construction for a flattering, consistent fit
• Reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
Size Guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Care InstructionsHere are some ways you can look after your custom printed T-shirt to keep it looking & feeling great:
- Turn the t-shirt inside out for washing.
- Machine wash with cold water (between 15°C and 30°C, or 59°F and 85°F)
- Most washing machines set their cold water setting to 30°C.
- Cold washing prevents dye transfer and protects bright colors from fading.
- Cold washing is suitable for lightly to moderately soiled items.
- Cold washing can leave white streaks on clothes if the detergent isn't dissolved properly.
- Washing at 30°C can save up to 57% on running costs compared to washing at 40°C.
- Gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble drying on low or hang-drying in air is suitable.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area.
- Do not dry clean.
Looking for AI-related gifts? This t shirt is also a great birthday present or Christmas gift for your AI-obsessed tech friend.
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HAL 9000 I'm Afraid I Can't Do That T-Shirt (unisex)
This t-shirt offers a timeless homage to AI cinema with its iconic phrase from HAL 9000, making it an ideal choice for enthusiasts of both classic film and technology. Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with heather colors featuring a polyester blend, this tee ensures both comfort and durability. The lightweight, pre-shrunk fabric integrates seamlessly into various styles, suitable for everyday wear or special tech events.
Key Product Details:
- Material Composition: 100% cotton (polyester in heather colors)
- Fabric weight is 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²), offering a good balance between thickness and breathability.
- Sizes range from XS to 5XL, accommodating chest measurements from 31 inches to 65 inches.
- The t-shirt features a side-seamed construction that enhances the fit and prevents twisting during repeated washes.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping contributes to the garment’s comfort and durability.
This product aligns well with those looking to express their geek chic or showcase their knowledge of AI in a subtle, stylish manner. It is equally suited for casual or thematic dressing considerations. If you’re engaging in search parameters that require a unisex t-shirt with a direct tie to AI culture and comfortable fabric, the HAL 9000 T-shirt would fulfill your requirements commendably.
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