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I've calculated your chance of survival, but ... Marvin Quote Hoodie (men's & women's)

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Important: For a relaxed fit we recommend buying 1 size larger than usual, please check the hoodie size guide below.

Embrace the wit and wisdom of everyone's favorite pessimistic robot with the I've calculated your chance of survival, but ... Marvin Quote Hoodie. This unisex hoodie, crafted from a cozy blend of materials, is perfect for those chilly evenings of coding, gaming, or pondering the mysteries of the universe. The iconic line from Marvin, printed in a bold, eye-catching font, adds a touch of geeky charm, ensuring you stand out in any crowd of tech enthusiasts. Ideal for casual wear or as a unique gift for that special geek in your life, this hoodie promises comfort, style, and a good dose of humor. ~

This unisex item is suitable for him & her.
Created 190 days ago.
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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4

🌎 This AI/tech hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making environmentally thoughtful purchasing decisions!