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I've calculated your chance of survival, but ... Marvin Quote T-Shirt (men's & women's)

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Showcase your inner sci-fi geek and a touch of dark humor with the I've calculated your chance of survival, but... Marvin Quote Tshirt. Inspired by everyone's favorite melancholic robot, this unisex tee features the iconic, humorously pessimistic line that Marvin might mutter as he contemplates the universe. Perfect for fans of classic science fiction and artificial intelligence, the shirt is made from soft, durable fabric ensuring both comfort and longevity. Whether you’re attending a convention or just chilling out with friends, this Tshirt is sure to spark conversations and maybe even a few chuckles. Ideal for casual wear, it's a must-have for anyone who loves to mix their style with a bit of nerdy flair.

This unisex item is suitable for him & her.
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This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• Crafted from premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for superior softness and comfort
• Heather blends include polyester for added durability
• Lightweight feel with a fabric weight of just 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – perfect for everyday wear
• Pre-shrunk to maintain its fit wash after wash
• Designed with side-seamed construction for a flattering, consistent fit
• Reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

Important: The red color T-shirt might shrink 1 size when washing, so please make sure to buy 1 size larger.

Care Instructions
Here are some ways you can look after your custom printed T-shirt to keep it looking & feeling great:

  • Turn the t-shirt inside out for washing.
  • Machine wash with cold water (between 15°C and 30°C, or 59°F and 85°F)
  • Most washing machines set their cold water setting to 30°C.
  • Cold washing prevents dye transfer and protects bright colors from fading.
  • Cold washing is suitable for lightly to moderately soiled items.
  • Cold washing can leave white streaks on clothes if the detergent isn't dissolved properly.
  • Washing at 30°C can save up to 57% on running costs compared to washing at 40°C.
  • Gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
  • No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble drying on low or hang-drying in air is suitable.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area.
  • Do not dry clean.

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I've calculated your chance of survival, but ... Marvin Quote T-Shirt

Material: Comprised of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with heather colors containing polyester, ensuring a soft, lightweight feel combined with durability. The fabric weight is 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), making it ideal for both comfort and longevity.
Features: This t-shirt boasts a pre-shrunk fabric, which maintains its size and shape after washing. It features side-seamed construction for a structured fit and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for improved durability.
Design: Inspired by the classic sci-fi icon Marvin, the shirt features a humorous quote that is perfect for sparking conversations at social gatherings or conventions. The elegant and simple typography enhances readability and adds to its stylish appeal.
Sizing: Available in sizes ranging from XS to 5XL. The t-shirt accommodates a variety of body sizes comfortably and flatteringly, designed to suit all genders. A size chart is provided to ensure the perfect fit without physical trial.
Usage: Ideal for casual wear, possessing the versatility to blend into different settings, from casual outings with friends to themed events or everyday wear.
Appeal: A must-have for fans of science fiction and artificial intelligence, appealing to those who enjoy a mix of nerdy flair with everyday apparel.

This T-shirt combines geek charm with practical wearability, making it a wonderful addition to any wardrobe. Its comfort, paired with the iconic and beloved character quote, ensures it is not just a garment but a statement of style and fandom.